Conversation with Ting about Karen

In the room, preparing to sleep.

This is very typical of our conversations.

Lol.

Conversation with Ting (about Karen)

So the other day Ting and I were discussing about the travel insurance from Tenet (45% off now! Damn good deal, go get it!).

I wanted to get one for Bali (all that rabies cases are freaking me out) and one for HK as well.

I asked Karen on Whatsapp, if she wanted to get one too, for Bali.

And she didn’t reply for a reaaaaaaaally long time.

So I told Ting that she’s not replying!

This is what Ting said and I think it’s H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.

Whatapps! Hahaha!

Ok, this is just totally bo liao, but so damn comical, the things we say about Ms Han and her iPhone 4.

Muahahahahahahaha.

Conversation with Meh.

: c i n d y : said (2:45 PM):
I was reading my blog just recently

: c i n d y : said (2:46 PM):
Abt our msn conv. Tmd funny

I was saying sth like miss sch days

Then u were like miss pay day

Then dono what nonsense then u say miss jj?!?!

Anyway ya not v funny like that

~*selsel*~ said (2:48 PM):
huh

HAHAHAHAHA

wtf?!

Conversations with Meh

This is the kind of conversations I have with Chen Didi.

Very nonsense stuff but we can actually understand what each other is saying.

Comes with practice ya. 12 years of it. No kidding.

Conversation with the Monster

Dinner at Charcoal with the gang, monster is trying to tell us how the rojak man got his biceps.

Monster: *points to right hand* He got 一大粒 (sounds like Italy) lor.

Sel: *interrupts* Ya.. And he got 西班牙 (Spain) on the other side!

Cues laughter.

Funny?! Well, it’s not so funny when I write it out like that. But it was funny there and then.

Bleah.

Conversations with Ting and Karen

In Cheers T3, taking a break from project.

Karen: Eh eh eh, come and look at this! “Who wants to be a Millionaire – Junior” leh!

*flips page*

Karen: Wah, let’s try to answer this. What are birds covered with to keep them warm and help them fly?

*pause*

Karen: I think it’s hair.

Me: Huh, I thought is wool?

Ting: Uh? Not fur meh?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ok, super bo liao. But it was hilarious there and then.

Time to continue stupid ethics project.

Kthxbai.

Conversation with Mum II

Mum: So yesterday where you go for dinner?

Me: Tiong Bahru Plaza.

Mum: Huh? Plaza?

Me: T-I-O-N-G B-A-H-R-U Plaza.

Mum: Oh, eat the famous chwee kueh ah?

Me: Plaza, Ma! Not market!

*bangs head on table*

Either I’m not enunciating correctly or the heat is affecting her hearing.

Conversation with Mum.

Me: Eh, where did Daddy go?

Mum: I thought he told you?

Me: Eh, he where got tell me!?

Mum: He did lah, just now during lunch he told you what.

Me: Eh, if you know he told me during lunch then you heard also lah?!

Mum: You not listening lah! He told you already!

Me: Eh, then you don’t know also lah?!

Mum: Who say! I just want to test whether you know or not ma!

Me: -___-”