Really?

I visited this Master the other day. Shh, Dad doesn’t know ‘cos he doesn’t believe in “such crap”.

I can’t really remember 100% of what he said, although there’s a report but I really can’t be arsed to read it. It’s all in Chinese.

Hey I can read Chinese, I’m just too lazy to do it.

So here’s the gist of it, for easy reference.

• I’m a male trapped in a female body. Which means, basically, I’m very manly. Very ambitious, very career-minded, an ego-maniac mixed with some characteristics of a woman. Nice.
• According to Master, I was a General (将军) in my past life. Like how he knew, I can’t imagine.
• So I’m destined to start my own business, Dad’s business is his, I need to have my own.
• He says I’d do well in art, design, website / IT stuff, fashion, that sort of thing.
• I don’t do bootlicking, my words are harsh (read: 难听 but it’s for your own good) and I’m as candid as it gets.
• I have all the 5 elements（金，木，水，火，土) present already, so basically my life is pretty much ok.
• Healthwise, my heart, intestines and ovaries/cervix (female problems) are likely to give me problems later on in life. Right. Okay.
• He advised me against extreme sports like diving, bungee jumping, skydiving and any other sports that put too much pressure on my heart.
• I was also told that as I grow older, I’ll leave my parents more frequently, going overseas for business or leisure or studies. I think he knows that I’m contemplating on Summer School next year. Hmm.
• So since I have all the 5 elements and everything is fine and dandy, the only thing I’ve got to worry about is my love life.
• Master says I’ll have 4 failed relationships before I eventually settle down. Okay, I’m not going to say how many I’ve already had, just in case I jinx anything.
• He also said that I can’t marry before I’m 30. Basket!
• Oh wells. Apparently if I marry before I’m 30, I’ll end up in a divorce. How great is that.
• And I’ll have 2 kids. Both boys. And they will be super kuai lan (extremely rebellious / mischievous) kind. So he advised that I let them go for piano / violin / art lessons to “soften” them.

I’m having difficulties remembering what else he said. Hahaha, it was an hour long!

• My “lucky” position is SOUTH (which is like, Sentosa, Harbourfront, Tanjong Pagar, Marina, basically all the expensive places -__-”) so it’d be good for me if I stayed there. Well, the “south-er” the better. I might as well move to Australia or New Zealand. I joked that the estates in the south of Singapore are all extremely expensive! He gave me this look like, he knew something that I didn’t and said, “Oh, you’ll be able to afford it.” Okayyyy.
• I hope the above point comes true. Ha.
• Oh oh oh oh, I remember now. He said I can’t marry a Singaporean. 0_o” Like, whaaaat!? Why like that!?
• Apparently, if I marry a Singaporean (born and bred here), I’ll get bullied by him. Ok, well done.
• And this person has not appeared yet in my life, he says next year. Right. Let’s wait and see.
• In the meantime, any Malaysia / Taiwan / Australian / American born Chinese Singaporeans around? Pls apply via email with a recent photograph and a short introduction of yourself, thank you.
• I will not get along with my future mother-in-law. Aww, crap.
• Ah! And, and, and, he says I cannot form a partnership with females. Business confirm fail. Xingdi, aren’t you glad none of our plans worked out? Wahahahaha!
• Because I don’t have any 贵人‘s help, I’ll have to “bao sua bao hai” at work and at home. But because Mum can’t let go, she’ll help me with the home part. Ha! How true.
• I should stay away from Monkeys. As in, Chinese zodiac kind of Monkeys. Not real, furry monkeys lah.

Ok, really cannot remember already. That’s all I’ve got.

Alright, I’ve got to go! Plan my solo Bali / Phuket trip. Teehee, so excited just thinking about it!

The Year of the Rat for fellow Ratatouilles.

 

General

Many people may have the misconception that when the year has the same animal sign as you are, most likely your luck is going to be worse than usual. This is not the case for you this year. This year is going to be filled with good news and opportunities. This is a great time for you to transform your dreams into reality – to pursue the dream job, the dream position, the dream salary, the dream business etc. Do not feel that your dreams are out of reach as you will get the support, meet the right people and find the appropriate resources that can bring you to your goal. Keep your heart and mind open. Remember that no matter how good the stars align for you, you still have to do your part in order to reap the best out of it. On the other hand, there will be more disputes, arguments, betrayals and misunderstandings than usual in this year. Try to be humble, keep yourself calm and objective at all times. Things will turn out well. Avoid being too stressed out. Watch out for being hospitalized and having surgery and being involved in accidents.

Career

Promotions, pay rises and more power is in store. If you have plans that you would like to implement, this is the time to do so. You will get the support from authority figures and relevant people. If you have been thinking of starting a business, this is also a good time to do so. On the career front, there will be more disputes and arguments and many may not be able to see eye to eye with you or may not be able to understand the way you handle situations. Remember to be more patient with others. Try to spend some more time in explaining and convincing rather then bulldozing your way through.

Wealth

It is very good for both your main sources and side sources of wealth.

Relationship

For those who are attached or married, there are more tensions in relationships this year. The frequency of disputes, cold wars or misunderstandings is higher than usual. Keep the communication channels open and be more patient with each other despite the high levels of stress that you may be going through. For those who are single, the chances of meeting the right person or falling in love in this year is rather slim. Your abrupt behavior or unpredictable temper could push away your suitors. Try to stabilize your temper and observe yourself through a third party’s eyes.

Health

While you are busy reaping the best out of this year, remember to have adequate rest. There is a high tendency of having illnesses such as the flu and other illnesses that are related to anxiety such as headaches and gastric problems. There are also signs of being hospitalized and involved in accidents.

People

There are a lot of arguments, betrayals and misunderstandings this year. Avoid getting into head- on conflicts with others. If you feel that someone is testing your patience or trying to antagonize you, show the person how gracious you are by being patient and smiling it off.

Action

Place a Howlite and Smokey Quartz Cluster near you. It can be on your office table or in your bedroom.